Well, my best friend's very famous New Years Eve party is coming up! That's right my friends, the rider who lives in tall boots and breeches is trading it in for a purple sheath dress and a Star Trek emblem! Oh yes, did I mention the theme was "Star Trek"? And seeing as how I have only seen two episodes in my life (I'm not a '70s child, what can I say?), I have to blindly follow my friend's instruction on how to dress:
"You could be Yvonne!"
"Who's that? Wasn't she in 'The Munsters'"
"Uh, no. She's the gorgeous one who wears red."
"My hair is red."
"Point being?"
"No red. Anyone there wear green?"
"Purple or red. Take your pick."
"Purple."
"Done. Wear your sheath dress. And some knee high boots. You do have knee high boots, right?"
"Yes, dear, they're called field boots."
"Tights?"
"Duh."
"Hello Star Trek service lady!"
So apparently I'm going to be a service lady? Fun fun. Ah well. Sounds like it'll be fun, though. I know several people are going as Space Snipers (?), some are going as the red dudes that always die (I think?), several are going as aliens...This will be one of the tamer ones! Last year I went as Alice in Wonderland, there was a Kung Fu master, an angel, a caveman named "Ug"...
Tana and EQ signing off!
"You could be Yvonne!"
"Who's that? Wasn't she in 'The Munsters'"
"Uh, no. She's the gorgeous one who wears red."
"My hair is red."
"Point being?"
"No red. Anyone there wear green?"
"Purple or red. Take your pick."
"Purple."
"Done. Wear your sheath dress. And some knee high boots. You do have knee high boots, right?"
"Yes, dear, they're called field boots."
"Tights?"
"Duh."
"Hello Star Trek service lady!"
So apparently I'm going to be a service lady? Fun fun. Ah well. Sounds like it'll be fun, though. I know several people are going as Space Snipers (?), some are going as the red dudes that always die (I think?), several are going as aliens...This will be one of the tamer ones! Last year I went as Alice in Wonderland, there was a Kung Fu master, an angel, a caveman named "Ug"...
Tana and EQ signing off!
Hey you should just be a red shirt guy. LOL in the old TV episodes they always die . LOL all you have to do i were red shirt and black skirt, pants, or tights. lol that is what I am going to be. but I am doing a skirt with tights. if you do not have a a costume planed.
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