Reasons why...

... I do not have a facebook.
 Yes, I am one of the small minority of American teens who does not facebook. I should get a scholarship for this- other minorities do, don't they? Anyways. I have composed a list of why I separate myself from this website:
1. Two words- text talk
2. I really do not want to connect with all of my long-lost family members. Shoot me.
3. Yes, I am sorry your life is terrible because you accidentally flushed your toothbrush, the cat vomited on the floor, your pillow became un-fluffed, and your glass of water spilled. I would just rather not spend 15 minutes listening to you rant about it.
4. I already have a hard enough time focusing on school- something tells me that Farmville, or whatever it's called, isn't exactly going to help me get my non-soluble cell membrane diagram done.
5. Too many people that post TMI. No, I'm really not interested in what was IN that cat vomit, thanks.
6. "Going grocery shopping today. I can't forget eggs."- Does anyone really care?!
7. Stalkers. Has no one seen Forensic Files? Don't you remember the one girl that got stalked from her facebook page and murdered?
8. I would obsessively post pictures of the ponies, the dogs, and the fish.
9. If you want to speak to someone, email them, or shoot them an IM. Do we really need "wall"s? I have plenty of walls in my house, thank you. I prefer the non-pixle versions, myself.
10. Too many people that dislike me would hunt me down through facebook. I know it. -shudders-
11.  Can't you put music on there? Or something? I don't think my "Land of Loops", "Avalanches" "Little Big Town", and suchlike would be appreciated.
So yes. 11 reasons why.
EQ+Spirit bidding you farewell