Sunday, July 15, 2012

This is a Blog Post!

   Well. Hi there! I should probably start out with something witty...
   Haha! It's so punny!
  Ehem. Anyways.
   I went to the state horse bowl competition! And got second! And third overall! And first at the horse judging contest! And 8th individually! And we're going to nationals! In either Kentucky or Ohio!
  So yeah.
  Have you ever looked through your internet's search history, and wonder what the heck you were looking for, and if you had been drugged by some random stalker before you looked it up? I mean really, think of what conclusions would be drawn about me by looking at my history:
 Dreadlocks
 Human Deformities
 Anorexia
 Hippie Songs About Drugs (?!)
 Woman Claims 3-D Movie Caused Her Pregnancy
 Bible Verse Emu Is Stupid
 Fork In A Toaster
 Cannibalism
 Third Reicht
 Is The Ourobourus Society For Real
 Keeping A Horse From Sticking It's Tongue Over The Bit
 let me in, let me in, or I'll blow your house down song
 Child Experiments Holocaust
 Lupuslupophobia 
 Parallelogram has endpoints (3,3) and (1,7) opposite side endpoints 

Does this explain why the internet sends me these ads that involve recovering anorexics, emu oil, tack, and math help?
Creepy stalker Firefox.
IT'S WATCHING ME.
  
Same with my library card- my recently checked out books are:
A Walk Across The Sun (excellent book)
The Boy Who Dared (not yet started)
The Miseducation of Cameron Post (this book should probably be shredded and burned)
Eternal (same as above)
Th3 Cha0s (meh-ish.)
No One Is Here, Except All Of Us (LOOVVEEE)
Wheel Of Time- The Beginning (Not the best, but certainly not Twilight bad)
I mean, the above books involve women's rights, the apocalypse, WWII, etc...
 Umm...
There you go! One blog post! With pictures! And words!