This is a Blog Post!

   Well. Hi there! I should probably start out with something witty...

   Haha! It's so punny!
  Ehem. Anyways.
   I went to the state horse bowl competition! And got second! And third overall! And first at the horse judging contest! And 8th individually! And we're going to nationals! In either Kentucky or Ohio!
  So yeah.

  Have you ever looked through your internet's search history, and wonder what the heck you were looking for, and if you had been drugged by some random stalker before you looked it up? I mean really, think of what conclusions would be drawn about me by looking at my history:
 Dreadlocks
 Human Deformities
 Anorexia
 Hippie Songs About Drugs (?!)
 Woman Claims 3-D Movie Caused Her Pregnancy
 Bible Verse Emu Is Stupid
 Fork In A Toaster
 Cannibalism
 Third Reicht
 Is The Ourobourus Society For Real
 Keeping A Horse From Sticking It's Tongue Over The Bit
 let me in, let me in, or I'll blow your house down song
 Child Experiments Holocaust
 Lupuslupophobia 
 Parallelogram has endpoints (3,3) and (1,7) opposite side endpoints 

Does this explain why the internet sends me these ads that involve recovering anorexics, emu oil, tack, and math help?
Creepy stalker Firefox.
IT'S WATCHING ME.

  
Same with my library card- my recently checked out books are:
A Walk Across The Sun (excellent book)
The Boy Who Dared (not yet started)
The Miseducation of Cameron Post (this book should probably be shredded and burned)
Eternal (same as above)
Th3 Cha0s (meh-ish.)
No One Is Here, Except All Of Us (LOOVVEEE)
Wheel Of Time- The Beginning (Not the best, but certainly not Twilight bad)
I mean, the above books involve women's rights, the apocalypse, WWII, etc...

 Umm...

There you go! One blog post! With pictures! And words!

Equation:

Given: ABC

A = 45°

B = 45

AC = s

  Who. Flipping. Cares?!
 I really abhor numbers. And really, why did they have to bring letters into the mix? They belong in English, not trigonometry! Sigh.
  Well, I have this semester of school almost over! Yes! I am thrilled. I bid you good riddance, school! Bwahaha! Of course we start the next semester next week. Joy. Woohoo. Yay. Le sigh.
  In other news though, my best friend and I are planning a Spring Formal! Of course where we live, April 20th (the set date I believe, ja?) is still winter. It has been known to snow in June before. Eh. Oh well. We're having it inside, so we'll all just have to dress as Eskimos to go from the car to the building! Anyways, it's going to be pretty awesome- dancing and punch! It's like a rerun of the New Years Eve party! Only people will be wearing fancy clothes. Not sweater dresses with cool tights and "bug eyelashes", as mine were called (those things were awesome, dude!). Nope, we're trading in our cool, comfy duds for stiff gowns and suits. Quite a change for all of us country hillbilly's. What? Chiffon? What's that? A type of cow?
   Along with the planning and prep and dress modifications for that, I am studying like an obsessive mathlete for Horse Bowl- also in April!
  Quick!
  What are the 5 types of colic?!
   Spasmodic, impaction, incarceration, displacement, and excessive fermentation!
   Good! 6 English girths?!
   Three-fold leather, balding leather, web, humane, elastic end contour, and string!
   Correct! What is a Coggins test for?!
    For presence of the Equine Infections Anemia virus, or Swamp Fever!
   Correct!
   (crowd goes wild)  
 I can see it now!
  Yes, and my goal is to beat our rivals at state this year (and go to state again! That was fun.). Yes. They're these total, horrid snobs from the county across from us. Horrible! And their captain beat me in the overall score out of everyone at state- could it not have been anyone else? Oh well. I still absently stroke that 3rd place state ribbon-pathetic, eh? Especially seeing as how our team only got 4th- they massacred us on the one-on-one's, man! Oh well. We had a good group. If they had only studied...