Well. Hi there! I should probably start out with something witty...
Haha! It's so punny!
Ehem. Anyways.
I went to the state horse bowl competition! And got second! And third overall! And first at the horse judging contest! And 8th individually! And we're going to nationals! In either Kentucky or Ohio!
So yeah.
Have you ever looked through your internet's search history, and wonder what the heck you were looking for, and if you had been drugged by some random stalker before you looked it up? I mean really, think of what conclusions would be drawn about me by looking at my history:
Dreadlocks
Human Deformities
Anorexia
Hippie Songs About Drugs (?!)
Woman Claims 3-D Movie Caused Her Pregnancy
Bible Verse Emu Is Stupid
Fork In A Toaster
Cannibalism
Third Reicht
Is The Ourobourus Society For Real
Keeping A Horse From Sticking It's Tongue Over The Bit
let me in, let me in, or I'll blow your house down song
Child Experiments Holocaust
Lupuslupophobia
Parallelogram has endpoints (3,3) and (1,7) opposite side endpoints
Does this explain why the internet sends me these ads that involve recovering anorexics, emu oil, tack, and math help?
Creepy stalker Firefox.
IT'S WATCHING ME.
Same with my library card- my recently checked out books are:
A Walk Across The Sun (excellent book)
The Boy Who Dared (not yet started)
The Miseducation of Cameron Post (this book should probably be shredded and burned)
Eternal (same as above)
Th3 Cha0s (meh-ish.)
No One Is Here, Except All Of Us (LOOVVEEE)
Wheel Of Time- The Beginning (Not the best, but certainly not Twilight bad)
I mean, the above books involve women's rights, the apocalypse, WWII, etc...
Umm...
There you go! One blog post! With pictures! And words!
Ehem. Anyways.
I went to the state horse bowl competition! And got second! And third overall! And first at the horse judging contest! And 8th individually! And we're going to nationals! In either Kentucky or Ohio!
So yeah.
Dreadlocks
Human Deformities
Anorexia
Hippie Songs About Drugs (?!)
Woman Claims 3-D Movie Caused Her Pregnancy
Bible Verse Emu Is Stupid
Fork In A Toaster
Cannibalism
Third Reicht
Is The Ourobourus Society For Real
Keeping A Horse From Sticking It's Tongue Over The Bit
let me in, let me in, or I'll blow your house down song
Child Experiments Holocaust
Lupuslupophobia
Parallelogram has endpoints (3,3) and (1,7) opposite side endpoints
Does this explain why the internet sends me these ads that involve recovering anorexics, emu oil, tack, and math help?
Creepy stalker Firefox.
IT'S WATCHING ME.
Same with my library card- my recently checked out books are:
A Walk Across The Sun (excellent book)
The Boy Who Dared (not yet started)
The Miseducation of Cameron Post (this book should probably be shredded and burned)
Eternal (same as above)
Th3 Cha0s (meh-ish.)
No One Is Here, Except All Of Us (LOOVVEEE)
Wheel Of Time- The Beginning (Not the best, but certainly not Twilight bad)
I mean, the above books involve women's rights, the apocalypse, WWII, etc...
I can't believe no one has commented on this! You need to spice up your life. No awkward pauses! After about a 3 second lapse I am about to say someething but then you throw an "Awkward pause" out there as if it's a conversation starter. Your stereotypical phone call: "Hello?" 'Hey Tana'"Awkward pause"
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