Equation:

Given: ABC

A = 45°

B = 45

AC = s

  Who. Flipping. Cares?!
 I really abhor numbers. And really, why did they have to bring letters into the mix? They belong in English, not trigonometry! Sigh.
  Well, I have this semester of school almost over! Yes! I am thrilled. I bid you good riddance, school! Bwahaha! Of course we start the next semester next week. Joy. Woohoo. Yay. Le sigh.
  In other news though, my best friend and I are planning a Spring Formal! Of course where we live, April 20th (the set date I believe, ja?) is still winter. It has been known to snow in June before. Eh. Oh well. We're having it inside, so we'll all just have to dress as Eskimos to go from the car to the building! Anyways, it's going to be pretty awesome- dancing and punch! It's like a rerun of the New Years Eve party! Only people will be wearing fancy clothes. Not sweater dresses with cool tights and "bug eyelashes", as mine were called (those things were awesome, dude!). Nope, we're trading in our cool, comfy duds for stiff gowns and suits. Quite a change for all of us country hillbilly's. What? Chiffon? What's that? A type of cow?
   Along with the planning and prep and dress modifications for that, I am studying like an obsessive mathlete for Horse Bowl- also in April!
  Quick!
  What are the 5 types of colic?!
   Spasmodic, impaction, incarceration, displacement, and excessive fermentation!
   Good! 6 English girths?!
   Three-fold leather, balding leather, web, humane, elastic end contour, and string!
   Correct! What is a Coggins test for?!
    For presence of the Equine Infections Anemia virus, or Swamp Fever!
   Correct!
   (crowd goes wild)  
 I can see it now!
  Yes, and my goal is to beat our rivals at state this year (and go to state again! That was fun.). Yes. They're these total, horrid snobs from the county across from us. Horrible! And their captain beat me in the overall score out of everyone at state- could it not have been anyone else? Oh well. I still absently stroke that 3rd place state ribbon-pathetic, eh? Especially seeing as how our team only got 4th- they massacred us on the one-on-one's, man! Oh well. We had a good group. If they had only studied...